Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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