eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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