When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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