I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
the raccoons are back...
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