it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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