If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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