Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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