I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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