I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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