In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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