Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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