She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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