We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
