That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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