Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm at about main and main street
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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