I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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