Your dad touched me again.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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