I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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