you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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