Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
