im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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