I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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