She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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