Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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