Too much gin, very little bucket
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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