return my video game
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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