I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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