Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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