Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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