there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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