i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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