there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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