Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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