Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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