that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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