I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
