Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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