I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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