we have officially lost it.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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