I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
even my farts smell like vagina
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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