There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just want nice things and good sex
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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