Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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