You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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