Plan B is the new Plan A
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
home. puking in laundry basket.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
there is glitter all over my balls
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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