Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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