his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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