Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize