I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It's never too late to be topless.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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