butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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