Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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