You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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