think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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