Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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