O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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