He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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