you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize
